TOM JONES PLACE Too tight for two-way traffic, this one-way street ends in a bulging cul-de-sac.
OSCAR GOODMAN AVENUE Gin joint on every corner.
DANNY GANS LANE Every six feet looks like some other celebrity street.
SCINTAS CIRCLE (A.K.A CATSKILLS AVENUE) Completes the Borscht Beltway.
CELINE DION DRIVE Overwrought, gift shop-glutted street that goes on and on and on and on and on and …
JENNA JAMESON INTERSECTION Accessible from three directions, with oncoming traffic in every lane.
NORM! BOULEVARD Everybody blabs about their neighbor's business. Sometimes they get it right. Sometimes they don't.
MICHAEL JACKSON JUNCTION Closed frequently for reconstruction.
ELVIS PRESLEY PARKWAY Where Lisa Marie remains grounded until she swears never to return to Michael Jackson Junction.
LIBERACE CIRCLE Residents insist it's actually straight.
ROBIN LEACH STREET The new red-light district.
DEAN MARTIN DRIVE DWS laws (Driving While Sober) strictly enforced.
JERRY LEWIS JUNCTION (A.K.A. HEY LADY LANE) All spastic curves and shticky sidewalks. The model for Jim Carrey Court, Adam Sandler Street and Will Ferrell Way.
TONY CURTIS COURT Yondah liez da palaces of everybahdy's faddahs.
JIMMIE J.J. WALKER WAY Dy-no-mite it.
CLINT HOLMES CIRCLE Lots of playgrounds, built by some guy named Michael, with lots of nickels, shiny and new.
SHEENA EASTON AVENUE Just off the Strip, where your baby can catch the morning tram.
ED BERNSTEIN BOULEVARD Home to the Valley's most effective sleep disorder clinic.
RAT PACK PLACE Houses a 24/7 nightclub/recording studio/film set/bar/brothel, just off Frank Sinatra Drive.
CSI STREET We shudder to think.