Trunks-to-Speedos ratio
Xposed: 1:3
Temptation: 1:5
Lesbian tally
Xposed: Three
Temptation: More than 10. We can, in fact, get along!
LA invasion
Xposed: High. I recognize West Hollywood peacocking when I see it.
Temptation: Under control. This is a locals' lagoon.
Music
Xposed: EDM meets Krave, sans dancing.
Temptation: More groove-friendly. People actually dance at this party.
Cruising the waters
Xposed: Heavy in the "party" pool, low in the "chill" pool.
Temptation: One pool and it's tame, though one girl faked an orgasm.
Free seating
Xposed: Plentiful!
Temptation: Not much, so get there early.
Dudes wearing sashes
Xposed: Six
Temptation: None
Dudes wearing heels
Xposed: Four
Temptation: None
Dudes wearing Batman shirts
Xposed: Three
Temptation: None, but I see two in Superman tees.
Hostility factor to those over 30
Xposed: Low. Maybe more Palms Springs than WeHo.
Temptation: Low, though not as low as Xposed.
Hostility factor to body hair
Xposed: High. Might as well call this party Bodygroom Beach.
Temptation: High. I count two happy trails.
Beer
Xposed: Just me, apparently.
Temptation: Half of the crowd. Cheers, boys!
Xposed Saturdays, doors at noon, $20, free for guestlist noon-2 p.m. (closed May 24 for special event). Tropicana, 739-2429.
Temptation Sundays, doors at 1 p.m., $20, $10 for locals, free until 2 p.m. with text to 77948. 730-5920.