Not everyone can be a winner at tomorrow night’s 2014 Academy Awards ceremony, but none of the nominees will go home empty-handed, thanks to Distinctive Assets’ legendary swag bag.
This year’s gift bag is valued at about $85,000, but it’s not all Swiss watches ($290) and Hawaiian vacations ($2,000)—though those are included, too. The lineup features things like the drain wig (a flower-shaped drain protector that catches hair), dry-cleaning bags and fancy pet food (because, well, Oscar noms have fancy pets, of course). And the 2014 giveaways also include a package called the Best of Las Vegas—valued at $9,000—with gift certificates for a wide array of local treats and entertainment, like tickets and a meet ‘n’ greet with Boyz II Men at the Mirage ($350), a dozen cupcakes from the Cupcakery ($48), $100 to Honey Salt and a pair of tickets to Chippendales, with a 2014 calendar thrown in for good measure ($140). In all, the Vegas vacation package includes more than 20 different items and experiences around the city, so if you see Chiwetel Ejiofor at Rose. Rabbit. Lie., Judi Dench having breakfast at Hash House A Go Go or Jennifer Lawrence hanging at Piero’s during Pia Zadora’s show, well, you’ll know they’re putting their hard-earned swag to good use.
The complete Best of Las Vegas package in the 2014 Oscars gift bag:
1 dozen sugar cookies from Gimme Some Sugar Bake Shoppe $45
1 dozen cupcakes from The Cupcakery $48
2 tix to Terry Fator and a meet ‘n' greet with him - $300
VIP tour of Gold & Silver Pawn Shop including a meet ‘n greet with the Stars, swag bag, 2 tix to see Pawn Shop Live! and the chance to be an extra or view a scene being filmed – $2500 (but really “priceless”!)
2 tix to Chippendales and a 2014 calendar - $140
2 tix to George Wallace and meet ‘n greet after the show - $200
Hash House A Go Go - $75 gift certificate
2 tix to Mo5aic at LVH - $100
2 tix to NBA Summer League – summer of 2014 - $300
2 tix to a concert at Pearl at the Palms and tour of Studio at the Palms - $200
2 Piatini’s at Piero’s and enjoying Pia Zadora’s show - $60
2 tix to a concert at House of Blues and admission into the Foundation Room following the show - $225
2 tix to Raack ‘N Roll at the D + 2 tix to X Burlesque at Flamingo + 2 tix to X Rocks at the Rio - $250
Buddy V’s at the Venetian - $100 gift certificate
Honey Salt - $100 gift certificate
2 tix to Louie Anderson’s show - $120
2 tix to Reggae in the Desert (June 14) - $40
2 tix and meet ‘n greet for Rocktellz and Cocktails presents Meat Loaf at Planet Hollywood - $700
2 tix to Rose. Rabbit. Lie. at Cosmopolitan for the 10 pm canto with bottle service and dinner for two - $1000
Riviera package including 2 nights in Penthouse Suite ($600), Dinner for 2 at R Steak ($200) and 2 VIP show tickets ($200)
2 tix and meet ‘n greet for Boyz II Men at Mirage - $350
2 tix and meet ‘n greet for Rocktellz and Cocktails presents the Jacksons at Planet Hollywood - $700
