Greyhound’s new direct LA to Vegas bus route—with Wi-Fi!—is already a good idea. But there’s always room for improvement ...
1. A DJ booth, party lighting and a bar (the open kind).
2. Foot massages. Hell, back massages, too.
3. D-list celebrity hosts. Surely, Heidi Montag is available.
4. Casino game lessons—to avoid embarrassment at the craps table.
5. Eye masks, neck pillows and ocean sounds.