Celebrity Picks
- Lance Burton, Monte Carlo master magician (14-13)
- Jets +8 vs. Rams
- Chargers -14 ½ vs. Chiefs
- 49ers +9 ½ at Cardinals
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- Anthony Crivello, star of "Phantom - The Las Vegas Spectacular" (16-11)
- Patriots -4 vs Bills
- Chiefs +14 ½ at Chargers
- 49ers +9 ½ at Cardinals
- ****
- Carrot Top, Luxor headliner (12-14-1)
- Dolphins -9 vs. Seahawks
- Chargers -14 ½ vs. Chiefs
- Jaguars -6 ½ at Lions
- ****
- Danny Gans, Mirage headliner (13-14)
- Jaguars -6 ½ at Lions
- Jets -8 vs. Rams
- Panthers -8 ½ at Raiders
- ****
- Oscar Goodman, mayor of Las Vegas (13-14)
- Saints pick at Falcons
- Packers +2 ½ at Vikings
- Eagles -3 vs. Giants
- ****
- Kevin Janison, KVBC meteorologist (13-12-2)
- Bills +4 at Patriots
- Dolphins -9 vs. Seahawks
- Texans-Ravens over 42
- ****
- Wayne Newton, "Mr. Las Vegas" (15-12)
- Patriots -4 vs Bills
- Jaguars -6 at Lions
- Giants +3 vs. Eagles
At halftime of the Atlanta Falcons-Oakland Raiders game on Sunday, I looked at the statistics and realized something.
From my couch, where the line of scrimmage is determined by the location of the remote and the potato chips, I actually had a better first half than the Raiders.
We each had zero first downs. The Raiders had negative two yards of total offense, and I was holding steady at zero yards lost. And since fumbled potato chips don’t count in the official statistics, I actually had a more productive half than the struggling Raiders.
To their credit, they did muster up three first downs in the second half (the optimist would point out that Oakland is clearly a second-half team), and finished with 77 total yards of offense. I mean, yeah, it’s their worst total as a franchise in 47 years, but at least they finished in the black.
My favorite part of this sad story is what happened in the aftermath – this week, the Raiders released their highest-paid defensive player, DeAngelo Hall. Apparently, if Hall had done a better job defending other teams’ receivers, they would have scored fewer points, thus making the Raiders’ offensive imeptitude less noticeable. I guess.
Ah, the silver and black. They weren’t the only ones to struggle last week, however. Reality set in for me, too, as I missed all three picks against the spread, all by three points or fewer. Still, a loss is a loss (or in this case, three losses), so the season mark falls to a still-respectable 16-10-1. This week, I’ll try to rebound with the Packers +2 ½ at the Vikings, the Jets-Rams over 44 ½ and the Giants plus 3 at the Eagles.
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