The Good
The giant, ancient Egyptian-inspired owl-human statues—think Anubis, but in bird-form—that flanked the entrance of Kinetic Field and looked like they were straight out of X-Men: Apocalypse.
Light-up shoes: Like LA Gear for adults, these bad boys are the subtlest of all the glowy clothing options available, and they dominated the Las Vegas Motor Speedway on Friday.
The Big Splash log flume—because a water ride is a natural fit for the desert.
The costumes: The Fanta girls, the Pope (seriously), the X-Men, the Minions, a pizza gang, the red Power Ranger and lots more.
That itchy-nose feeling when the bass is so loud it rattles your face.
Kaskade’s massive, life-affirming 1:30 a.m. set at the Circuit Grounds stage.
The reptilian robot-dancers during Hardwell’s Kinetic Field set.
The BassPod stage: Those light-up pods scattered throughout the asphalt make this stage one of EDC’s most unique. Last year, Trollphace’s set was so loud that his entire production cut out—twice. Let’s hope they’re prepared for the rumble this time.
The Weird
The Secret-branded “refresh” station: While it doesn't excuse your B.O.—I’m looking at you, raver dudes—this is definitely a bizarre commodity this year. Deodorant stop working? Find this spot and give your pits some love.
The flaming bug: Is it a roach? A June bug? Whatever it is, it’s on fire.
The dude that was so messed up in front of me I couldn’t tell if he was dancing or about to vomit. (Thankfully, just dancing.)
The “vegetarian” food tent that sold all-beef hot dogs and sausages. Huh?
The Ugly
Parking: Traffic was bad, but this year, parking is the real issue. Basically, don’t miss your gate or you’re f*cked.
My sweaty back: It’s hot. Like, really hot.
Victoria’s Secret-branded anything: Come on, people. Get more creative with your costumes and leave your PINK leggings and fanny packs at the gym.
The Vape Village: If you’re asking why, you’re part of the problem.
$7 vanilla soft-serve and an $8 “slice” of pizza: File both of these under “I wouldn’t have forked over the cash if I knew how much they cost beforehand.”
Native American headdresses as festival gear: Unfortunately still a thing.
