11. NFL rebuffs Vegas ads. League of (alleged!) steroid-users, perp-walkers and serial arrogant bastards fears Sin City ads will soil image.
12. First Amendment restored on Fremont Street. Court rules city must allow free speech in "park"; city dips into Money to Burn fund to challenge decision.
13. School district bans graduation prayers. Angry God holds test scores down.
14. Sandy and Rick, Part Deux. Turns out, they had nothing to do with it.
15. Vanity Fair slams Vegas. Glossy blueblood journal digs up big scoop—Vegas is ... tacky.
16. Zumanity. Cirque du sexy!
17. Cheney visits Las Vegas. Makes local stop on 2003 Cough Up Your Dollars Tour.
18. Ensign visits Iraq. Saddam is found. World press totally misses the connection.
19. Norm! cleared on DUI allegations. What's Las Vegas coming to when the gossip columnists are more sober than the mayor?
20. Legislator introduces bill renaming Nevada "East California" to protest tax hikes. Except for Mesquite, which would henceforth become South Wyoming.