From Crappers Quarterly, a website devoted to rating toilets worldwide (www. crappersquarterly.com):
"CrapperQuarterly's Mystery Crapper hits the world's hottest spots to get the poop on which crappers are clean and friendly and which ones aren't. Ratings are on a five-roll scale, with five being the best and zero being the worst. The criteria of cleanliness, privacy, user-friendliness and facilities offered are used to come up with an overall crapability score. The Mystery Crapper recently did an extensive tour of the best and worst places to crap on the Las Vegas strip. Enjoy and go in peace.
Paris Las Vegas
User Friendliness: 4.5
Cleanliness: 4.5
Privacy: 4.5
Facilities: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5
Best place to crap in LV! Our highest rating. Plenty of stalls feature full doors. Artwork, tile, privacy and more all summed up in one word—elegance. A truly impressive monument to crapping (unlike the real Paris).
Drai's at the Barbary Coast
User Friendliness: 2
Cleanliness: 3
Privacy: 2.5
Facilities: 3
Overall Rating: 3
Drai's, for those in the know, is the hottest after-hours nightclub in the city. Make sure to get there early, as the lines get deeper and the doorman gets surlier. This is where those with lots of energy and money come to dance and be seen. The fact that it is in the Barbary Coast may throw you off. The crapping is up to par, which is important because there is almost no way to get back in the club if you have to leave. As for privacy, the other patrons are so juiced on X that they will never notice you blowing your trumpet in the stall next door.
Bellagio hotel-casino
User Friendliness: 4
Cleanliness: 4
Privacy: 4
Facilities: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4
Marble is the order of the day at the Bellagio, and for $500 a night this place better have a decent crapper. The good news is that the hotel has carried through its high-class theme to the crappers! Stalls feature real marble stall dividers, gold fixtures including the door handles, a nice entrance way and lots of tasteful artwork. Worth visiting just to take a crap!
Bally's
User Friendliness: 0
Cleanliness: 0
Privacy: 0
Facilities: 0
Overall Rating: 0
It is a crime that this "old school" standard has fallen onto such hard times in the crapping department. The first crapper's horrible stalls were all full—one with a dead man (Just off the registration desk)! To give them a fair chance, we went to the bigger facility in the middle of the casino, which was better. They had real towels to dry your hands but a bathroom attendant was handing them out. Try to avoid this scary experience if possible.
Monte Carlo
User Friendliness: 3
Cleanliness: 3
Privacy: 3
Facilities: 3
Overall Rating: 3
This is a good example of a lack of follow through. The hotel is supposed to be a re-creation of the grand style of Monaco, and they just don't fully pull it off. On the positive side, there are nice wooden doors on the great number of stalls. Stalls are too close to the urinals. Overall though, nothing to fear here.
Venetian
User Friendliness: 4
Cleanliness: 4
Privacy: 4
Facilities: 4
Overall Rating: 4
I can't imagine finding a better bathroom anywhere!! I wish my bathroom was as clean (and nice) as this. This is the Roll-Royce of bathrooms. Not even an annoying attendant in here! An absolute pleasure to do business here!!! (Review by Kid D in Vegas)
The Flamingo
User Friendliness: 2
Cleanliness: 2.5
Privacy: 2
Facilities: 2
Overall Rating: 2
The fact that the crapper was under construction didn't help this next "old school" entry. Wacky bathroom attendant and strange layout makes this place somewhere to avoid compared to all the crapping palaces around. Will do in a pinch."