NOISE: Wynonna

By The Numbers

Martin Stein












Wynonna Judd


Where: Buffalo Bill's


When: 8 p.m., August 20


Tickets: $29.50-$39.50


Info: 1-800-FUN-STOP (386-7867)



We asked for an interview with country superstar Wynonna Judd but were very nicely and politely refused. It broke our hearts—and once we had finished our song about that pain, our broken-down pickup and a dog named Blue—we decided to do the next best thing and write this column.


55 pets (32 cats, 11 dogs, 8 deer and 4 buffalo)


3 appearances on Touched By An Angel


27 press blurbs included in the PR package


1 blurb that could double as Lord of The Rings dialogue: "Beware anyone who takes this force of nature for granted."


4 presidential performances


15 dollars to join Wynnona's fan club for one year.


60 guests at her wedding ceremony to D.R. Roach, longtime bodyguard


800+ guests at the wedding reception


20 No. 1 hit songs


0.175 blood-alcohol limit when charged with DUI on November 13, 2003


200 hours of court-ordered community service


8 rating of Tell Me Why on mp3.com


34 albums, including those with Naomi Judd


65 Wynonna Judd items on eBay at 5:22 p.m., August 16


1 cover of Good Housekeeping, September 2004 issue

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