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Neil Diamond’s MySpace might be proof that information really doesn’t want to be free

Julie Seabaugh

Nowadays, even mega-famous entertainers frequent MySpace, the online social network that boasts more than 30 million users. Here's a random sampling of Neil Diamond's friends' comments, viewable at
www.myspace.com/neildiamond.


where the hoe's at let's get drunk i no of a party this weekend are u down or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!



—!!!!!ViNaY!!!!


neil sometimes I dream about you. ... sometimes I take a shower and think of your steamy buns. ... wow ... only you neil :-(



—Nicolas


Neil, whenever I am sad and alone, I listen to Hot August Night and think of the many times that has gotten me laid.



—Troy


i can sing "red, red wine" EXACTLY like neil diamond. if you werent looking there is NO WAY you could tell the difference



—OnionMan


hey neil if you can make it:


You are cordially invited to the 24th annual Mo Hazel - Jared Hart Birthday Celebration Seminar Blastie Blast Jubilee at the 23


Where: 23 Mohawk Avenue, hawthorne NJ 07506


When: This Friday December 9th 10pm eastern stand time zone ... if snow disaster ... Friday Dec 16


Bonus: Live performance by JimBoy


DIG IT SUCKER!



—Oh No It's J-Ro!


Neil Diamond beat connect four in only three moves



—LXX


Gnar gnar show in Worchacha last night Neil! Thanks for being the greatest singer/songe writer of our or any generation!



—Cracklin' Rosie makes Scott smile.


I'd throw my panties at you, if I was wearing any.



—Katie


The last time I listened to "Sweet Caroline" I blacked out and when I came too I was covered in honey wearing only a sailor's hat and there was a dead kangaroo next to me.


Good times. Good, good times.



—Daequan the Dastardly


neil i wanna party with you, dude, last night she torched his neil dimond records, neil!!!!!!!!!11


i just saw your f--kin' movie, too bad your movie couldn't of been a little better



—F--kin' Kenny


Neil, you make me wet!?!!!?!!



—Love to Love You Baby


My grandma told me to give you a kiss when I went and saw you in Seattle, will you come to my house and help me beat up my little brother? he's way too big now, and the only remedy is DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!



—Jon the Revelator


YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE


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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE!


IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY!


IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!



—Aaron


Neil's tears cure cancer. ... too bad he's never cried.



—Todd's Pants

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