What's That Highlander Line Again? |
T.I. vs. T.I.
One's a rapper, the other's a casino-hotel. One's coming to the Aladdin. One's staying put on the Strip. But which is the winner when they go head to head? There can be only one.
Click here to see who leaves this epic battle still standing.
DVDs |
Team America: World Police (R) (2 stars)
$29.95
At 98 minutes, the Uncensored and Unrated Special Collector's Edition of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's venomous anti-everything puppet show will test the patience of anyone not already toasted on drugs, booze, sugar, caffeine or any combination thereof. They'll enjoy every minute of it. Among the targets of the South Park creators' toxic scorn are George W. Bush, Kim Jong Il, al-Qaeda, Rent and a host of bleeding-heart Hollywood liberals and cutie-pie action stars, all of whom are duped into joining a conspiracy to blow up the world. If Team America were sliced and diced into 22-minute segments, like most half-hour sitcoms, the anarchic mayhem and Punch-and-Judy satire would be much easier to absorb.
Chappelle's Show (NR) (5 stars)
Season Two
$36.99
With the comedian laying low in South Africa instead of taping his third season, this might be the closest we come to anything from Chappelle for a good, long while. Fortunately, there's enough fresh, extended and newly uncensored material in this generous set to keep the appetites of disappointed fans sated until he returns to the Comedy Central studio. And yes, this package includes more from Charlie Murphy on his encounters with Rick James. The first season's DVD was a huge hit, and, despite the frequency of reruns, this should be every bit as popular.
It's Your Birthday |
We were going to come up with something witty to say about OPM, the club at Casears above Chinois that turns 2 on May 19 with a performance by Notes From The Underground. Instead, we'll let the fans from AOL do the talking:
• I danced until my legs fell off and I loved very minute of it!!!!!
• Tons of hot bi girls ... a few studs but mostly femmes! And Hot! I never got licked so hard in my life!
• THE BOMBEST ILLEST CLUB IN LAS VEGAS! THE DJS ARE SICK! THE SETTING ISN'T STUCK UP! DRESS UP THOUGH THEY DON'T PLAY!
And perhaps best of all:
• It's fun.
Five Things We'll Miss About Pink E's, Which Closed May 16 to Make Way for Yet Another Hi-Rise Condo Project |
1. The pink pool tables. Sure, they actually got rid of them months ago, but come on. They were pink pool tables!
2. Foosball. Where else could you engage in this most summer camp of table games, while drinking an ice-cold beer if you so desired?
3. The Playboy pictorials on the men's bathroom walls. And Playgirl pictorials in the women's. Who says gender equality hasn't been achieved?
4. We hear that occasionally they hosted live bands.
5. From Laurie Steele, host of KOMP 92.3's Homegrown Show: "I spent the last two years there hosting Homegrown Showcases, so I'm definitely going to miss it as a venue for local music, that's for sure."