Sure, we all do dumb things when we're trashed. But Mel really took it too far. Granted, he was chasing his tequila shooters with tequila shooters and is afflicted with that awful addiction, I-am-famous-and-there-for-above-the-law-ism, but what does that have to do with the Jews? Or resisting arrest? Or referring to a woman's bosom as a confectionary treat? The Yiddish term for someone who is prone to disappointing behaviors is "schmuck." The girls at scandalshirts.com have made a tee to remind us what exactly a schmuck is, lest we have one too many ourselves.
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