Maximum pieces of blinking plastic male genitalia any woman should consider wearing while out at a bachelorette party: 0
Average amount of time a paid celebrity appearance is 100 percent confirmed before the actual date: 1 to 2 weeks
Number of times it has rained on Las Vegas Boulevard during the day (so far) this pool season: 2
Minimum number of drinks a nervous guy should consume before approaching a girl: 3
Maximum number of drinks a nervous guy should consume before approaching a girl: 7
Much like a professional bull rider, the average amount of time it takes before a guy gets rejected in his pitch to a random girl at the bar is 8 seconds.
Number of people who can fit in an elevator before it starts getting awkward: 8.5
The average number of hosts employed by a major Las Vegas nightclub is: 10. The battle to be the one who fills the club’s table sections is on!
Cost of a Long Island Iced Tea at most major Las Vegas nightclubs: $12
If your bartender is a stickler for accuracy, you don’t want to be the last shot poured since the number of standard 2-ounce shots in every bottle of Patron is exactly 12.69.
Amount of beer consumed annually by the average American: 23.85 gallons
Average cover for a Las Vegas nightclub: $30
Average tip to a doorman for a nonlocal male to skip the line: $40
Average wait for a general-admission customer at Body English: 45 minutes
Very unofficial estimated percentage of women working in Las Vegas nightlife with breast implants: 65
Appropriate amount to tip your cocktail waitress per each comped bottle of liquor: $80
Average number of songs DJ Shift plays in a night: 150
Average number of weekly e-mails Colton gets a week asking for “hookups” at Vegas nightclubs through JackColton.com: 254
Average tourist’s gambling budget per trip: $652
Average cost of breast implants: $4,500
Number of songs that DJ Shift brings with him to any DJ set: 5,895
Each of the mega clubs will typically print 10,000 flyers every week promoting their biggest special event.
Number of annual visitors to Las Vegas (2006): 38,914,889
Las Vegas tourism’s annual economic impact: $39.4 billion
It’s estimated that hangovers cost Americans an average of $148 billion each year in lost productivity.