As publicity stunts go, trying to sell your movie on eBay for a million dollars seems like a good way to guarantee no one will actually see it, but that’s just what filmmaker J. Neil Schulman did with his Pahrump-shot feature Lady Magdalene’s earlier this month. A musical-comedy-action-adventure, the film stars Star Trek’s Uhura, Nichelle Nichols, as the owner of a brothel infiltrated by al Qaeda, and features “no explicit sex (there are sexual situations), no nudity, no profanity, no excessive graphic violence, no drug use, drug humor or drug themes and no smoking.” No wonder the auction ended without any bidders.