As Las Vegas’ music scene gains more heat nationally, leave it to Blender to zero in on what’s really going on around here. According to the monthly mag, we’ve got celebrity-hosted parties (wow! Those sound like fun!!), celebrity impersonators (really? Are those new??) and even a red-hot band, Panic! At the Disco (wait ... where’s the Killers piece? Oh, there it is—a suggestion to stalk Brandon Flowers and company at their “hangout,” the Beauty Bar). Those hoping to learn anything new about the Vegas music scene—like maybe the name of a single local act worth checking out—better head elsewhere, ’cause, you know, it’s not like Blender is a music magazine or anything. –Spencer Patterson