We tried to interview the brand new Matthew “Sexiest Male Celebrity” McConaughey wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s “Big Night” display, but apparently he’s the strong, silent type. Other figures, however, were more willing to share their thoughts on the addition.
LVW: What did you think when you heard McConaughey had been arrested for singing loudly and playing the bongos naked?
Jennifer Lopez figure: [Fiercely blushes]
LVW: Are you excited for this sexy figure to join your wax family here?
Hugh Hefner figure: I think we just found our next centerfold.
LVW: What did you think when you heard McConaughey had been arrested for singing loudly and playing the bongos naked?
Simon Cowell figure: That was my favorite song of all time. Not anymore.
Ryan Seacrest figure: Simon, please.
LVW: What did you think of We Are Marshall?
Cowell: That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.
Seacrest: Cowell, you’re brutal just for the sake of being brutal.
LVW: What about Dazed and Confused?
Cowell: That is the worst performance I’ve ever seen.
Seacrest: That comment from a guy who has an ’80s hairdo?
LVW: Are you excited for this sexy figure to join your wax family here?
Tupac Shakur figure: Ain’t a woman alive that could take my mama’s place.