Special screenings
Cars
Voices of Owen Wilson, Bonnie Hunt, Paul Newman. Directed by John Lasseter. 116 minutes. Rated G.
A hot-shot racecar named Lightning McQueen gets waylaid in Radiator Springs, where he finds the true meaning of friendship and family. The District, 2240 Village Walk Drive, Henderson, 564-8595. 5/12, 7:30 pm, free.
Dam Short Film Society Monthly Shorts Screening
Screening of 13 animated short films. Art Institute of Las Vegas, 2350 Corporate Circle, Henderson. 5/11, 8 pm, $5. Info: www.damshortfilm.org.
Il Barbiere di Siviglia
The Metropolitan Opera performs Rossini’s classic opera, starring Juan Diego Florez. Recorded live in New York. Regal Cinemas Village Square, 9400 W. Sahara Ave., 221-2283. Regal Cinemas Colonnade, 8880 S. Eastern Ave., 221-2283. 5/15, 7 pm, $15-$18.
IMAX Theatre
Deep Sea 3D, Fighter Pilot, Mystery of the Nile, Lions 3D: Roar of the Kalahari
Call for showtimes. $11.99 each show.
Luxor, 3900 Las Vegas Blvd. S., 262-4629.
Linkin Park
Concert recorded live in New York City, plus behind-the-scenes footage from the making of Linkin Park’s new album. Regal Cinemas Village Square, 9400 W. Sahara Ave., 221-2283. Regal Cinemas Colonnade, 8880 S. Eastern Ave., 221-2283. 5/14, 6 pm, $12.50. Info: www.fathomevents.com.
Night at the Museum
Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams. Directed by Shawn Levy. 108 minutes. Rated PG.
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life. Clark County Library, 1401 E. Flamingo Road, 507-3400. 5/12, 2 pm, free.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Tim Curry. Directed by Jim Sharman. 100 minutes. Rated R.
The perennial 1975 cult classic is a mix of horror, comedy and musical, featuring sex, transvestites and the Time Warp. Augmented by a live cast and audience participation. Onyx Theater inside The Rack in Commercial Center, 953 E. Sahara Ave., #101. First & third Sat of month, 11:30 pm, $7. Info: 953-0682 or www.divinedecadence.org.
Something Like Happiness
Pavel Liska, Tatiana Vilhelmová, Anna Geislerová. Directed by Bohdan Sláma. 102 minutes. Not rated.
Monika, Tonik and Dasha grew up together in the same housing project on the outskirts of a small industrial city. Now the childhood friends are adults, each struggling with feelings of desire and loneliness, longing and failure. In Czech with English subtitles. Clark County Library, 1401 E. Flamingo Road, 507-3400. 5/15, 7 pm, free.
Spider-Man
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe. Directed by Sam Raimi. 121 minutes. Rated PG-13.
When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy and awkward high school student gains spider-like abilities that he eventually must use to fight evil as a superhero after tragedy befalls his family. The District, 2240 Village Walk Drive, Henderson, 564-8595. 5/11, 7:30 pm, free.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston, Tim Holt. Directed by John Huston. 126 minutes. Not rated.
Greed slowly overtakes three prospectors searching for gold in the Mexican mountains. Whitney Library, 5175 E. Tropicana Ave., 507-4010. 5/13, noon, free.
Waterloo Bridge
Kent Douglass, Mae Clarke, Doris Lloyd. Directed by James Whale. 81 minutes. Not rated.
A Canadian solider (Douglass), in London on furlough, falls in love with Myra (Clarke), unaware that she is a prostitute. Clark County Library, 1401 E. Flamingo Road, 507-3400. 5/15, 1 pm, free.
New this week
28 Weeks Later ***1/2
Robert Carlyle, Catherine McCormack, Jeremy Renner. Directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo. 99 minutes. Rated R.
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Delta Farce (Not reviewed)
Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls. Directed by C.B. Harding. 90 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Three bumbling Army reservists bound for Iraq are accidentally dropped at a Mexican village besieged by hostile forces.
The Ex (Not reviewed)
Zach Braff, Amanda Peet, Jason Bateman. Directed by Jesse Peretz. 93 minutes. Rated PG-13.
A slacker (Braff) is forced to work for his father-in-law after his pregnant wife (Peet) steps away from her high-paying job.
Georgia Rule *1/2
Lindsay Lohan, Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman. Directed by Garry Marshall. 113 minutes. Rated R.
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The Situation ***
Connie Nielsen, Damian Lewis, Mido Hamada. Directed by Philip Haas. 106 minutes. Not rated.
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Year of the Dog ****
Molly Shannon, Peter Sarsgaard, John C. Reilly. Directed by Mike White. 97 minutes. Rated PG-13.
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Now playing
300 **
Gerard Butler, David Wenham, Lena Headey, Vincent Regan. Directed by Zack Snyder. 117 minutes. Rated R.
The film is about the battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. Thanks to the whiny indecision of corrupt religious leaders and spineless bureaucrats, Spartan King Leonidas (Butler) is unable to take his full army to meet the massive Persian forces, and must make do with only 300 of his best soldiers, acting as his personal retinue. It’s brutal, it’s painful, it’s mind-numbing and, most disturbingly, it’s a rallying cry for the testosterone-heavy that posits “no mercy” as the most noble sentiment in the world. –JB
Ang Cute Ng Ina Mo (Not reviewed)
Anne Curtis, AiAi de las Alas, Luis Manzano. Directed by Wenn Deramas. 113 minutes. Rated R.
Determined to discredit her mother and convince her father not to get married, Christine (Curtis) travels to the Philippines only to end up connecting with the parent she never knew. In Tagalog.
Are We Done Yet? *
Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C. McGinley. Directed by Steve Carr. 92 minutes. Rated PG.
Nick (Cube) has softened since Are We There Yet?; he’s married and living with Suzanne (Long) and the kids in his cramped apartment. Nick moves the entire brood, plus a set of twins on the way, to a house in the country. A slick real estate agent, Chuck (McGinley), sells Nick the money pit, then turns up again as the town’s contractor, electrician and inspector. If the movie had simply placed the streetwise Cube in the country and told a fish-out-of-water story, it might have had something, but instead it follows a tired, family-film formula, grinding along on worn-out gears. –JMA
Black Book ***/2
Carice van Houten, Sebastian Koch, Thom Hoffman. Directed by Paul Verhoeven. 145 minutes. Rated R.
The film starts with the bombing of the farmhouse in which Dutch Jew Rachel Stein (van Houten) has been hiding from the Nazis, and that sets her on an odyssey through the underground resistance, where she dyes her hair blond and takes on the name Ellis de Vries. Not content simply to lay low until the war ends, Rachel/Ellis teams up with anti-Nazi fighters to take on the German occupants of Holland. The staid World War II epic has become Hollywood’s most boring awards-baiting genre, and Black Book sidesteps all that by being unabashedly lurid and melodramatic, with tons of suspense and plenty of silly plot twists. In Dutch and German with English subtitles. –JB
Blades of Glory **
Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler. Directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck. 93 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Ferrell’s macho, womanizing and buffoonish blowhard, perfected in Anchorman and Talladega Nights, shows up again as Chazz Michael Michaels, a renegade figure skater with a sex addiction and a fondness for leather. He’s acting opposite Heder, a one-note actor if ever there was one, as Jimmy MacElroy, Chazz’s fey rival-turned-partner thanks to a skating-bylaws loophole that allows them to compete as a pair even after they’ve been banned from singles competition after a nasty fistfight. So it’s Ricky Bobby and Napoleon Dynamite on skates, with exactly one joke for the whole movie: Figure skating sure is gay, isn’t it? –JB
The Condemned *
Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. Directed by Scott Wiper. 113 minutes. Rated R.
Ten death-row convicts from various Third World prisons are stranded on an island and told to kill each other, with the last one standing awarded freedom. It’s all being filmed by a sadistic billionaire (Mammone) for broadcast on the Internet. It’s hard to say what’s worse about The Condemned: the monotonous, uninteresting fight sequences staged like pro-wrestling matches and shot with shaky, headache-inducing handheld cameras; or the awkward, heavy-handed dialogue scenes, with huge, undiluted chunks of exposition and nauseatingly hypocritical speeches about the irresponsible depiction of violence in the media. –JB
Disturbia ***
Shia LaBoeuf, Sarah Roemer, Carrie-Anne Moss. Directed by D.J. Caruso. 104 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Kale Brecht (LaBeouf) is confined to his house. His only visitors are his friend Ronnie and love interest Ashley (Roemer). His life is quickly reduced to a vicarious existence as he spends his time looking out the window at his neighbors. Paranoia sets in and he begins to suspect one of them could be a killer. Our protagonist is on house arrest, complete with alarm on his ankle. This is both a strength and a weakness. As remakes of Hitchcock masterpieces (Rear Window) go, this one is actually pretty good, at least until the climax devolves into a slasher flick. –BS
Firehouse Dog (Not reviewed)
Josh Hutcherson, Bruce Greenwood, Bill Nunn. Directed by Todd Holland. 111 minutes. Rated PG.
Rexxx, Hollywood’s top canine star, gets lost and is adopted into a shabby firehouse. He teams up with a young kid (Hutcherson) to get the station back on its feet.
Fracture **1/2
Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, Rosamund Pike. Directed by Gregory Hoblit. 112 minutes. Rated R.
Ted Crawford (Hopkins), villain extraordinaire of the psychological thriller Fracture, methodically manipulates both the legal system and arrogant young prosecutor Willy Beachum (Gosling) after being arrested for the attempted murder of his wife. The film hums along at a steady clip, navigating narrative twists and turns that may be complex but seem wholly predetermined and inorganic. –JB
Ghost Rider **1/2
Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley, Peter Fonda. Directed by Mark Steven Johnson. 114 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Motorcycle stuntman Johnny Blaze (Cage) sells his soul to the devil and turns into a fiery spirit of vengeance. Cage cannot help but bring his twitchy Nicolas Cage-ness, which is probably entirely inappropriate for the character but nevertheless adds a weird layer of existential dread. But the plot really fails in the villain department. Bentley looks like a cast-off from Good Charlotte, and is more whiny than menacing, and defeated way too easily. The effects when Cage changes into Ghost Rider look silly, and it doesn’t help that he then speaks in a voice that sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget. –JB
Grindhouse ****
Rose McGowan, Kurt Russell, Freddy Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. 191 minutes. Rated R.
This three-hour double feature lovingly re-creates a moribund moviegoing experience, providing younger audiences—anyone under 40, pretty much—with a simulacrum of Z-grade escapism from the era before home video. Both Rodriguez and Tarantino have turned in excellent work, films several orders of magnitude more sophisticated and accomplished than anything you’d likely have found at the drive-in. Planet Terror, Rodriguez’s zombie flick, superficially resembles a routine Romero knockoff. But the plainspoken yet eccentric characters feel like refugees from an early John Carpenter film, and Rodriguez augments the homage by borrowing Carpenter’s vivid and muscular compositional style. Death Proof, featuring Russell as a homicidal stunt-car driver who targets young women, may be the most structurally audacious movie since ... well, I can’t say which all-time classic, as that would spoil the surprise. Suffice it to say that no actual grindhouse film has ever been remotely this ambitious, nor toyed as masterfully with an audience’s expectations. –MD
The Hoax ***
Richard Gere, Alfred Molina, Marcia Gay Harden, Hope Davis. Directed by Lasse Hallstrom. 115 minutes. Rated R.
Gere exudes a sort of manic desperation as Clifford Irving, the mildly successful author who in the early 1970s, after seeing his latest novel rejected by his publisher, concocts from thin air the notion that he has been selected as Howard Hughes’ official biographer. Along with his trusty sidekick and researcher (Molina), Irving sets out to learn everything he can about Hughes, all in the name of propping up his increasingly untenable charade. Hallstrom strikes the right balance between humor and introspection, delving into Irving’s simultaneous narcissism and self-loathing while keeping the absurdity of the situation constantly apparent. –JB
Hot Fuzz ****
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jim Broadbent. Directed by Edgar Wright. 121 minutes. Rated R.
The hyper-perfect London cop Nicholas Angel (Pegg) is transferred to the tiny village of Sandford because his extraordinary arrest record makes other cops look bad. There he becomes concerned with a rash of “accidental” deaths, though everyone else shrugs him off. He befriends local cop Danny Butterman (Frost), the son of the chief inspector (Broadbent), and together they uncover a sinister conspiracy. Every facet of this film finds its proper place. Rather than buckling under all those old cop movies, Hot Fuzz is more like the result of them. –JMA
In the Land of Women (Not reviewed)
Adam Brody, Kristen Stewart, Meg Ryan. Directed by Jon Kasdan. 97 minutes. Rated PG-13.
His world in complete disorder after a break-up with a famous actress, a young TV writer goes to suburban Detroit to care for his sickly grandmother and heal his broken heart. Along the way he forms a special bond with the family that lives across from his grandma.
The Invisible (Not reviewed)
Justin Chatwin, Margarita Levieva, Marcia Gay Harden. Directed by David S. Goyer. 97 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Nick (Chatwin) is brutally attacked and left for dead. He finds himself suspended between the worlds of the living and the dead, and his only chance to live again is to find out what happened to him and why, before his time runs out.
Kickin’ It Old Skool (Not reviewed)
Jamie Kennedy, Miguel A. Nuñez, Maria Menounos. Directed by Harvey Glazer. 107 minutes. Rated PG-13.
At a talent show in 1986, young Justin Schumacher suffers a head injury and slips into a coma. Twenty years later, Justin (Kennedy) awakes with the mindset and experience of a 12-year-old. He decides to reunite the members of his former dance team and revive their short-lived careers.
The Last Mimzy 3.5 stars
Chris O’Neil, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, Joely Richardson, Timothy Hutton. Directed by Robert Shaye. 94 minutes. Rated PG.
A mimzy is a tattered, plush bunny stuffed with cotton and an alien nervous system that gives the doll artificial intelligence. Scientists from a dying future teleport the last of these rabbits to a Seattle beach in our present day, where precocious siblings Noah (O’Neil) and Emma Wilder (Wryn) scoop the toy up and bring it home. So begins Shaye’s pleasant adventure, which should do for sci-fi exploration what Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids did for family espionage. –SO
Lucky You 1 star
Eric Bana, Drew Barrymore, Robert Duvall. Directed by Curtis Hanson. 135 minutes. Rated PG-13.
In Lucky You, poker player Huck (Bana) speaks almost exclusively in poker metaphors, forcing other characters to inevitably throw them back in the most predictable ways. For example, when speaking to his love interest, Billie (Barrymore), Huck might describe something as “a good fold.” So when Billie breaks up with him, guess what she’ll say to describe the break-up? That’s not clever. That’s the screenwriting equivalent of “stacking the deck.” I just used a poker metaphor. See how they suck? Normally, the combination of Hanson, Bana, Barrymore and co-writer Eric Roth would be a pretty strong hand, and that makes Lucky You a really bad beat. –MSH
Meet the Robinsons 3.5 stars
Voices of Angela Bassett, Jordan Fry, Wesley Singerman. Directed by Stephen Anderson. 93 minutes. Rated G.
This animated time-travel adventure tells the story of a young inventor and orphan named Lewis. Lewis’ entry in the science fair is sabotaged by a mysterious villain in a bowler hat. As it turns out, Bowler Hat Guy has come from the future to steal Lewis’ invention and pass it off as his own. But an ally has traveled back in time to help—young Wilbur Robinson. Together, Lewis and Wilbur travel back to the future. There are enough funny gags and visual delights to keep adults interested, and kids are sure to enjoy the fast-paced madness of it all. –MSH
The Namesake 3 stars
Kal Penn, Irfan Khan, Tabu. Directed by Mira Nair. 122 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Nair follows the Ganguli family from Calcutta to Queens in the late 1970s with surprising thoroughness and attention to detail. Ashoke (Khan), a quiet, young engineering student who survives a horrific accident, and beautiful aspiring singer Ashima (Tabu) embark on an arranged marriage and subsequent move to New York City. The middle third of The Namesake shifts focus to the Gangulis’ oldest child (Penn). Wholly Yankified and borderline surly, adolescent Gogol grapples with his own demons. Generally well-observed and more contemplative than Nair’s previous works, The Namesake nevertheless has its deficits. –MH
Next 2 stars
Nicolas Cage, Jessica Biel, Julianne Moore. Directed by Lee Tamahori. 91 minutes. Rated PG-13.
This is a curiously pointless movie, with a plot that puts all of its emphasis on what would seem like the least important goal. That is, the FBI expends nearly all of its efforts to track down Cage’s magician who can see two minutes into the future, rather than, say, stopping the terrorists who are about to detonate a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles. And after all of Cage’s running from them, the whole terrorist thing is a big anticlimax, followed by the stupidest twist ending ever. The movie practically taunts you about how it’s wasting your time. Plus, Cage and Biel have to be the ickiest and least believable screen couple of all time. –JB
The Other Conquest 2.5 stars
Damian Delgado, Jose Carlos Rodriguez, Elpidia Carrillo. Directed by Salvador Carrasco. 105 minutes. Rated R.
The Other Conquest endeavors to tell the story of the Aztecs’ forced conversion to Catholicism from the perspective of the conquered. But like the Good Book that inspired the massive genocide and assimilation of the Aztecs, the film leaves a little too much open for blind interpretation. In Spanish with English subtitles. –MSH
Pathfinder (Not reviewed)
Karl Urban, Russell Means, Moon Bloodgood. Directed by Marcus Nispel. 88 minutes. Rated R.
A Viking boy is left behind after his clan battles a Native American tribe. Raised within the tribe, he ultimately becomes their savior in a fight against the Norsemen.
Perfect Stranger 1.5
Halle Berry, Bruce Willis, Giovanni Ribisi. Directed by James Foley. 109 minutes. Rated R.
Berry is journalist Rowena Price. An old friend of hers turns up dead, and Rowena suspects a slick ad executive (Willis), so she goes undercover as a temp to seduce him and gather evidence—rather than, say, alerting the police. This is exactly the kind of movie that Ashley Judd would have starred in five years ago, only Judd usually managed to retain some shred of dignity in her woman-in-peril thrillers. Not so Berry, who flails and wails and ultimately fails as Rowena. The requisite twist ending is completely nonsensical, but by the time you get there, things have gotten so absurd that the only proper response is to laugh it off. –JB
Redline (Not reviewed)
Nadia Bjorlin, Angus Macfadyen, Eddie Griffin. Directed by Andy Cheng. 95 minutes. Rated PG-13.
A young automobile fanatic finds herself caught up in illegal drag-racing competitions organized for the pleasure of bored billionaires.
Reign Over Me 2.5 stars
Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Liv Tyler, Jada Pinkett Smith. Directed by Mike Binder. 124 minutes. Rated R.
Sandler is Charlie Fineman, a widower whose wife and three daughters were killed in one of the planes on 9/11. Charlie has retreated into an isolated world of video games, classic rock and the endless remodeling of his kitchen when he runs into his old college roommate, Alan Johnson (Cheadle). Alan reaches out to Charlie, Charlie resists at first, and slowly the two forge a strong bond that helps them both come to terms with their issues. Binder doesn’t have much of note to say about grief, and Sandler doesn’t help with his irritating man-child histrionics, but Binder does have a decent understanding of male friendship that shines through in some of the film’s quieter moments. –JB
Shooter 1.5
Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover, Kate Mara. Directed by Antoine Fuqua. 120 minutes. Rated R.
Living in seclusion high in the mountains following a bungled mission in Ethiopia, former gunnery sergeant Bob Lee Swagger (Wahlberg) is approached by a trio of government operatives who say their intelligence indicates that a sniper intends to assassinate the U.S. president in a few weeks. Could he possibly provide them with a detailed blueprint for such an attempt? Swagger is soon running for his life, assisted only by the widow of his former spotter (Mara) and a rookie FBI agent (Peña). Fuqua seems unsure whether he’s making a caustic examination of real-world corruption and duplicity or a black-and-white Nietzschean fantasy, and winds up with a preposterous thriller that further insults your intelligence by purporting to address hard and unpleasant truths about the world we live in. –MD
Spider-Man III 3.5 stars
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church. Directed by Sam Raimi. 140 minutes. Rated PG-13.
You want villains? Our boy Spidey must contend not just with the Sandman (Church), an ex-con brawler capable of departiculating his entire body at will; not just with Harry Osborn (Franco), who’s discovered his late father’s secret laboratory and refashioned himself as a junior version of the Green Goblin; but also with a malevolent hunk of symbiotic black goo from outer space, which first attaches itself to one of Spider-Man’s costumes and later transforms snotty rival Daily Bugle photographer Eddie Brock (Topher Grace) into a fanged mutant Spider-Clone known as Venom. You want romance? Mary Jane (Dunst) is still around, but she’s now simmering with jealousy at the vapid blond advances made by Peter’s science lab partner. The overall game plan involves tossing so much sheer stuff at us that we’ll be too dizzy and distracted to notice that no single element is actually working. –MD
TMNT 2.5 stars
Voices of James Arnold Taylor, Nolan North, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chris Evans. Directed by Kevin Munroe. 89 minutes. Rated PG.
Munroe wisely sidesteps a reiteration of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ origin, but he also dispatches with archvillain Shredder in a prologue, leaving the four heroes (Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael) to fight a poorly defined supernatural threat, headed by an industrialist voiced by Patrick Stewart. It’s a Saturday-morning-quality take on the characters at best, with unremarkable CGI and a pedestrian, often boring story. –JB
Vacancy (Not reviewed)
Luke Wilson, Kate Beckinsale, Frank Whaley. Directed by Nimrod Antal. 80 minutes. Rated R.
A young married couple becomes stranded at an isolated motel and finds hidden video cameras in their room. They realize that unless they escape, they’ll be the next victims of a snuff film.
Wild Hogs 3 stars
John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, William H. Macy. Directed by Walt Becker. 99 minutes. Rated PG-13.
Wild Hogs is about four guys who set off on a motorcycle trip across America. The road trip is inspired by the midlife crises of the four friends. The plot works methodically to solve these problems as soon as they’re introduced, without the slightest touch of subtlety. So the film’s intro, with its predictable dialogue drowning in the overly sentimental score, doesn’t bode well. But something wondrous happens. As soon as their hogs hit the highway, the movie becomes consistently funny. –MSH
JMA Jeffrey M. Anderson; JB Josh Bell; MD Mike D’Angelo; MH Mark Holcomb; MSH Matthew Scott Hunter; SO Sean O’Connell; BS Benjamin Spacek