10. The drinking
9. The gambling (specifically, losing at gambling)
8. The hookers
7. The heat
6. People who have no business being on the club dance floor
5. Poor Rat Pack impressions
4. The walking and the walking and the walking ...
3. Buffets—what’s the deal with all that food?
2. Siegfried/Roy/Montecore
1. Anything following the phrase “What happens in Vegas ...”