Impressive 160,000 turn out for caucuses (both parties). Polls indicate every single attendee thought their “caucus” double entendre was original, funny.
Monorail ridership up in ’07—but not enough to break even. Officials announce new ridership campaign: “Every Day’s a Caucus on the Monorail!”
Guv collected $256,000 for legal-defense fund in ’07. Suggests lawmakers tighten state budget in preparation for his ‘08.
O.J. Simpson back in Florida after posting bail. Defense fund down to the 99 Lincolns in Wendy’s commercial.
New state law requires couples to have photo IDs for marriage licenses. You don’t want questionable people getting a quickie drive-thru wedding.
Judge says Republic Services should pay to cap old landfill. Counters spokesman, “Hey, no one told us there would be a downside to monopoly.”
Miss America pageant returns to Vegas for third year. Host Mark Steines promises to “make it rain!”