Thursday, March 13
The Artisan: That DJ Girl and DJVJ Carey C spin electro-house and minimal techno, 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
Bare: The Mirage’s pool lounge opens for its third summer season. Complimentary admission for Spring Breakers all month long with college ID.
Beauty Bar: Grand reopening featuring all Beauty Bar DJs and open bar from 9:30-10:30 p.m. Check out the new look and new patio.
Diablo’s Cantina: $500 bikini apple-bobbing contest.
Empire Ballroom: DJ Vegas Vibe’s birthday bash with DJ Maze and Vegas Vibe spinning electro-tech house vs. nu-skool breaks.
Revolution: This is Not Commercial presents Electrocute and Ultraviolet live.
Rumjungle: Champion Sound, the official Manny Pacquiao after-fight party, $30.
Tao: Miss Nevada 2008 Veronica Grabowski hosts with Billy Bush of Access Hollywood.
Friday, March 14
The Bank: A two-way birthday with Chelan Simmons and Jaimie Alexander and the cast of Kyle XY.
Body English: Indulge gives away $6,500 in fashions from Lauren Conrad’s Spring 2008 Collection.
Mix: DJ Tom B. spins Friday and Saturday.
Prive: DJ Jazzy Jeff hosts. Rain: DJ R.O.B.’s birthday party with guest DJ Doug E. Fresh.
Red Room Saloon: Two-year anniversary party with DJs Mike Attack, Edger Reyes and Johnny Rox with special guest DJ Sarah Fab, vocalist Jessica Lynn and Cultra Lounge live electronica. Ladies drink free 11 p.m.-midnight.
Tao: A night with Bonnie Somerville benefiting the Art of Elysium.
Teatro Afterhours: Introducing Origin Fridays, a prime-time deep-house music experience with resident DJs Halo and Keith Evan with guest DJ Miguel Migs, 10:30 p.m.
Saturday, March 15
Hooters Casino: Teeny Weenie Green Bikini contest, 3-6 p.m. at Porchdogs.
Jet: Lil Bow Wow celebrates his 21st birthday with a star-studded event featuring appearances from Clipse and T-Pain, a special DJ set by Swizz Beatz, as well as a surprise celebrity host.
McFadden’s Irish Pub: Irish-American punk band Flogging Molly performs 4-7 p.m., Jeremy Cornwell 7-10 p.m.
Polly Esther’s: Saint Polly’s Day, celebrating Polly Esther’s one-year anniversary; free cover for lasses in green.
Risque: St. Patrick’s Day edition of Volume with $500 in cash giveaways; DJs Majesty and Dave Dogg.
Sala Lounge: Official grand opening at Dos Caminos hosted by Molly Simms and DJ Paul Sevigny.
Sunday, March 16
The Bank: Red Hot Sundays with Red Models celebrating the birthdays of Vegas’ hottest models.
Bare: Spring Break welcome barbecue every Sunday in March with guest DJs.
Beauty Bar: Babes in Sin Burlesque and Psycho de Villes live, $7 ($5 if you wear green).
Body English: Celebrate the Body Irish—ladies wearing green enjoy free champagne all night long.
Caramel: Iron Chef America viewing featuring Yellowtail’s Executive Chef Akira Back taking on Iron Chef Bobby Flay at 10 p.m.
Playboy Club: Hosted by Bridget of The Girls Next Door and the Trashy Lingerie Girls in costumes by Trashy Lingerie.
The Yard House: Open to the public at Town Square Las Vegas.
Monday, March 17
Dick’s Last Resort: Enjoy traditional Irish fare, whiskey and Guinness while Panama sham-rocks the house, 9 p.m.
Jet: Shamrocks & Shenanigans III hosted by the lollipop elves of Beacher’s Madhouse and Leg Avenue. 3400 presents DJ Victor Calderone.
McFadden’s Irish Pub: $10 Beer, Breakfast and Bloodies, 7-9 a.m.; free admission for redheads, 3-7 p.m.; plus green-beer specials, leprechauns, stilt-walkers, bagpipers and Irish dancers from Lord of the Dance and a $500 Make Your Own Green Bikini Contest, 9:30 p.m.
Miracle Mile Shops: St. Patrick’s Day bar crawl with Sin City Brewing Co., Blondie’s, Trader Vic’s and Hawaiian Tropic Zone all offering specials.
Ovation: The Limey Bar Stewards perform 9 p.m.-midnight, plus a beer-pong tourney 4-7 p.m.
The Penthouse Club: Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with AdultFriendFinder.com and complimentary Jameson Whisky, 7-10 p.m.
Prive: Money For Nothing Monday presents House of Pain.
Quinn’s Irish Pub: Darby O’Gill and the Little People perform, 8-11 p.m.
Tabu: Rok Box welcomes guest DJ Jay E.
Coyote Ugly: The sexy Coyotes dress up in sultry leprechaun costumes and serve up green beer and juicy green Jell-O shots.
Tuesday, March 18
Moon: Bollocks, an evening of British beat-downs and power-pop with DJs Mestizo69 and DJ P in the main room, DJ Gene Farris in the Satellite Bar.
Wednesday, March 19
Body English: Godskitchen Wednesdays welcomes Dirty South; open bar 10:30-11:30 p.m.
Rox: Preternatural Entertainment presents The Odditorium: Shockstar Spectacular, a twisted evening of sideshows and horror, 9 p.m.