1. You know all the bouncers by name and have the door hosts on speed dial.
2. You have every industry night memorized.
3. You keep flip-flops in your car for after the club (and never walk barefoot on the Strip).
4. You know the approximate cab fare from the Strip to your place.
5. You earn the majority of your CVS ExtraCare points replenishing your earplug supply.
6. You can still see faded remnants of last weekend’s hand stamps by the time Friday rolls around.
7. You remember who shares their bottles and who doesn’t.
8. You can tag a song on Shazam and post a confetti-blast pic to Instagram at the same time.
9. You frequently spray yourself with a fragrance to mask next-day Red Bull vapors.
10. Your favorite breakfast spots are Central, Grand Lux Cafe, Allegro, Secret Pizza and Tacos el Gordo.