Are you looking for a way to make a normal party completely awkward? Ubisoft has you covered with its new game, We Dare. The description sounds compelling enough—a “sexy, quirky party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges.” Yet, what the commercial delivers is anything but. Instead, it’s yuppies kissing a (likely very germy) Wii controller and tucking said controller in their waistbands. If your idea of a sexytime party ends in completely clothed light spanking, this game is for you. If you aren’t lame, stick to Lego Star Wars and maybe invest in one of those wiibrator.