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Celebrity slot machines: Stars we want to see on the casino floor

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Denise Truscello

Britney Spears’ mug was already plastered all over Planet Hollywood, but her omnipresence got serious with the premiere of Aristocrat’s Britney Spears Slot Game on the casino floor. Other stars we’d like to see pimping slot machines?

Guy Fieri Line up exclamation points (!!!) and random ingredients (his cheesecake includes chips and fudge) to win a trip to Flavortown! The bonus round lets you frost his tips.

Nicolas Cage Nic Cage Losing His Sh*t: The Slot-Sperience.

Martin Shkreli The ubiquity of America’s reigning King of the Douchebags on casino floors might get a bit creepy (seriously though, that face!), but a percentage of the take could go to those screwed over by his medication price hike.

Barack Obama “Hope.” “Change.” “Yes we can.” The taglines for this game wrote themselves.

Calvin Harris But only until Taylor Swift breaks up with him.

Gary Busey Of course.

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