Attack of the Airzooka

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to confuse and annoy my roommate’s obnoxious cat. And last week I found a decent one.

It’s called an Airzooka and it fires a ball or air up to 20 feet away.

The plus side is, when I fire the Airzooka at the cat, she can’t begin to conceive of what’s happening to her. She knows it’s mildly unpleasant, but that’s it.

The down side is, the more I fire the Airzooka at her, the less she minds. I’m actually starting to fear she’s grown to enjoy the airbursts and that she sees them as some type of game, as opposed to the legitimate assault they’re meant to be.

So back to the drawing board, I guess.