I came home to find that sign taped to my gate. Nobody took it down for a couple of days. Presumably, because we all realized that unmanned gates provide absolutely no security protection in the first place. The sign just served as an unfriendly, depressing reminder.
And here’s another sign I came across last week—this one at the gym. In case you can’t make out the marker, the sign reads: “today’s specials Bonzai $5 Special Eat Healthy complete it with a Coke.”
It’s definitely a food deal, and it’s definitely a special one. But I don’t know how the Coke is healthy…nor do I know part of the cow the “Bonzai” comes from.