Xania Woodman - "Where does wine fall into your hierarchy of needs?"
Oblivious man - "Number 2. Maybe 3. On some days 1."
XW - "Hmmm. Question 2: Plans Saturday night?"
OM - "I'll be out of town. Family thing."
XW - "Bummer. You shoulda heard question 3."
OM - "What was question 3?"
XW - "Question 3 was do you own a suit. See, there's this wine gala thing..."
OM - "Ah. Yes, I do. Need to borrow it?"
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