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What the hell is wrong with people? Especially me.

'I work at a human petting zoo'

April 23rd, 2012

What the hell is wrong with people? Especially me.

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    Justice talks flawed bracketology and death at the club.

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    "Oh yeah. You're gonna get it," he says again. More serious—like I'm about to be punished.

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    If I got drunk and pulled any of my famous stunts, the weather would kill me before anyone knew I was missing.

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    A not-so-surprising announcement and a reunion with an old work friend.

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    'I can't breathe. I don't know why.'

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    If strippers age in dog years, how old is Justice?

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    Justice needs to make a month's worth of bills in a few days.

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    She said "I love you." He didn't.

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    She swore she'd never work Christmas again ...

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    My encounter with a should-have-been Vegas stripper.

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    How many times would you have to sell your whole body to earn what you would make selling just one vital organ?

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    The first week of NFR was a rough ride, but Justice is ready to get back on the proverbial horse.

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    I learned that there’s a custom: If you try on the hat, you have to try on the cowboy.

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    Black Bird is about to give birth in a "birthing pool," which in any other context would be a toy.

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    When people guess my heritage, it's usual somewhere in Eastern Europe. So why fight it?

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    I figure what’s the point of wearing pants if I’m alone?

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    Did I cut her off as we approached the group of guys? Who knows? I, for one, don't care.

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    He meant that I was a goddess, literally, as in, not of this planet.

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    I worked on Monday for many reasons, mostly because of a bad weekend of soul-searching.

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    There, I said it. And I’ve got no shame in my blame game.