The auto program is over. But there are still plenty of things that don’t work around here:

Cash for Largely Irrelevant Monorail Systems (rebate money to be put toward more sensible Strip transport, like rickshaw fleet)

Cash for Governors (because every dime helps)

Cash for Sputtering Paternal Legacies (limited to members of Reid family)

Cash for Tired Old Vegas Slogans

Cash for County Commissioners (whoops, already been tried!)