Breaking up is hard to do (on TV)

Last week I was pretty depressed. And during my depression, I came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show.

The show is called Dumped, and here’s how it works:

A guy believes he’s going to be on a reality show in which 20 women will compete for his love. But when he shows up for filming, the host tells him how it’s really going to go down: Each week, one of the 20 women is going to dump him. She can do this in person, by email, or by text. She’ll give her reasons and then she’ll leave. The guy will be stuck with whoever’s left.

Maybe the uncouple will get $100,000 at the end.