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Don’t say this. Ever:  “Google me.”

TEAM HANGOVER TIP OF THE WEEK

If this needs explanation then you’re probably guilty. Often the domain of VIP hosts with delusions of grandeur and local celebs of minor notoriety, to do so is to imply one is a VERY big deal indeed. This rule extends also to “Yahoo me,” “Wiki me,” “Chrome me,” and “Ask.com me.” But if you absolutely must, then at least Google yourself first and make sure that the first 10 items are porn-free.

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