I was washing my non-blond hair and biding my time until someone throws an Auburning [Wo]man party.” –Xania Woodman

“I was dyeing my hair back to blond so I could conform to society’s stereotype of ‘beautiful.’” –Deanna Rilling

“Like Audrina from The Hills, I’d enjoy being the token brunette. Unfortunately, I cannot advocate anything that encourages tanning. Hello, skin damage.” –C. Moon Reed

“I couldn’t make it because I was recovering from the blonde I was with the night before!” –Jack Colton