Though Joe Francis was recently released from a Panama City, Florida, jail, his legal woes remain (including federal tax evasion in the state of Nevada—holla!). Yet it seems all the racketeering, use of minors in sexual performances, child pornography and drug trafficking charges in the world can’t stop the Girls Gone Wild juggernaut from rolling on. If, as the promotional literature shrieks, you’ve got 1) A Hot Body 2) A Cute Face 3) An Awesome Personality (hello, mutual exclusivity), come on out, take if off for the GGW Bus, compete for the title of GGW’s Hottest Girl in America, set third-wave feminism back a few paces and make a decision you’ll regret later in life. After all, there’s a free LA shopping spree up for grabs!
–Julie Seabaugh
May 23, 10 p.m., free. The Icehouse, 315-2570.