MTV has already begun taping the third Las Vegas edition of pioneering reality TV show The Real World, with the seven strangers living at Downtown’s Gold Spike. We’ve got predictions, suggestions and anticipations for their unfolding season.
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Gold Spike and Oasis
Will Do
Skinny dip at the Gold Spike
Ride SlotZilla
Cheat on one another
The High Roller
Gamble badly
Barf in the back of an Uber ride
Make out in the High Roller
Talk to the camera with the Neon Boneyard in the background
Fall into the Bellagio Fountains.
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Bonnie Screams
Could Do
Barhop using Cycle Pub
Establish a dining routine in Chinatown.
Buy a turntable and out-snob each other at 11th Street Records
Tony Hsieh
Paintball zombies at Bonnie Screams
Do Thanksgiving dinner at Bacchanal Buffet
Perform full-cast karaoke at Dino’s
Take a field trip to a brothel
Outpace Tony Hsieh in a Fernet-shot battle
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Atomic Liquors
Won't (But Should) Do
Fight loudly during a Star Wars opening-weekend screening (that we’re not attending)
Stay away from all our favorite bars.
Walk into the Writer’s Block
Smurf characters busking on Fremont Street
Throw a foam party inside the Luxor Sky Beam control room
Fight Nic Cage … and lose.
Tip well
Dress up as Fremont Street Smurfs to build character
Become so culturally enlightened that it bores the viewership and ensures that the show never returns
