MTV has already begun taping the third Las Vegas edition of pioneering reality TV show The Real World, with the seven strangers living at Downtown’s Gold Spike. We’ve got predictions, suggestions and anticipations for their unfolding season.
Skinny dip at the Gold Spike
Cheat on one another
Barf in the back of an Uber ride
Make out in the High Roller
Talk to the camera with the Neon Boneyard in the background
Fall into the Bellagio Fountains.
Barhop using Cycle Pub
Establish a dining routine in Chinatown.
Buy a turntable and out-snob each other at 11th Street Records
Paintball zombies at Bonnie Screams
Do Thanksgiving dinner at Bacchanal Buffet
Perform full-cast karaoke at Dino’s
Take a field trip to a brothel
Outpace Tony Hsieh in a Fernet-shot battle
Won't (But Should) Do
Fight loudly during a Star Wars opening-weekend screening (that we’re not attending)
Stay away from all our favorite bars.
Walk into the Writer’s Block
Throw a foam party inside the Luxor Sky Beam control room
Fight Nic Cage … and lose.
Dress up as Fremont Street Smurfs to build character
Become so culturally enlightened that it bores the viewership and ensures that the show never returns