$8.5 billion CityCenter begins opening. And as soon as Las Vegans can afford to gas up their cars, they’ll get right over there.

Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather Jr. unofficially agree to March 13 bout. It’s expected to be the greatest fight since ... well, since ... er, can we get back to you?

Recent poll has Oscar Goodman winning the governor’s race. He’ll lose a few votes to women who look like fat and short Bette Midlers, but oh well.

Las Vegas City Council approves $146 million city hall as part of Downtown redevelopment. Because look how well Neonopolis turned out.

City asks employees to accept 8 percent pay cut. Hey, they’ve gotta pay for that city hall SOMEHOW.

Prison officials deny rumors of O.J. Simpson being beaten up, hospitalized. They added, “And no one’s ever been raped here, either."

Snow expected to hit Las Vegas area. Putting a damper on the plans of global warming skeptics, who may have to cancel this month’s flat earth conference.

Former governor Rod Blagojevich to defend Elvis Presley movie Viva Las Vegas at Columbia College debate. We can’t put our finger on exactly why we feel this way, but suddenly Blagojevich is one of the coolest guys ever.

Report: Clark County economy is now less stressed. Thank you, Tiger Woods.