GRAY MATTERS

News, observations, stray thoughts + medically supervised brain drainings about our city



The Power of Naked Women to Move ... Bus Stops?



In repsonse to complaints about the naked-woman mural painted on the Downtown home of the artist Dray, at Colorado and Casino Center, the school district has moved a bus stop. The stop used to be right in front of the mural, but because of complaints received from parents, the district moved it one block away, to California and Casino Center. Save the children! There may be drug deals and prostitutes at this intersection, but thank God there's no rendering of a painted breast.




We'll Get Back to the War in Iraq, the Economy and Education in a Moment. But First, Some Incredibly Subtle Repositioning in a Key Voter Demo!




"Statement from John Kerry on National Hunting and Fishing Day"



— Title of a recent press release we couldn't read beyond the first six words: "As a lifelong hunter and angler ..."




Another Unavoidable Weekly Mention of Children of the Corn




"A new bedroom community will be springing up only 25 minutes from North Las Vegas ... and its kickoff is a humongous corn maze of the likenesses of George Bush and Sen. John Kerry..."



—News release from Way Entertainment LLC. The Kerry maze, the release says, will be "haunted," but the Bush side won't. Children of the Corn arise and come home.




Raelians Support the Banning of Foie Gras!



And in other news, last week in Europe it was discovered that a pet food company made the mistake of labeling its canned food as foie gras and pate. We support banning humans who eat pet food.




Creepy, Oppressive Power Boxes Vanish!



The black boxes placed on top of various housing projects have been removed, according to the Las Vegas Housing Authority. The boxes controlled residents' air conditioning during peak hours, turning them off and on throughout the day to, essentially, take energy from the poor and spread it around the Valley. The Weekly published a story about this in early September ("Broken Homes, 9/02/04), and the Housing Authority verified that the boxes were removed sometime in the last month.




Jeopardy! Kisses the Local Blarney Stone



Local Irish chick band Killian's Angels hit the recording studio last Monday to play their own, Irish version of the Jeopardy! theme song. "We start out with a traditional kind of Irish, and then we get a little rock and roll," says Ginger Bruner, who plays the tuba. The radio ad will play in coming months in the country's top 25 markets. Killian's Angels consists of six women (Lisa Viscuglia, Beth Mullaney, Satomi Hofmann, Dolly Coulter, Nan Fortier and Bruner) who, together, play more instruments than you can count and you can catch them at Brendan's Irish Pub in the Orleans this Thursday, September 30, through Saturday from 9:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.

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