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So this is a rare chance to see Jon Lovitz and get lei'd?
I hadn't thought of that. (Laughs.) That's very funny. Can I use that?
Sure. Will you have a pig on a spit?
Well ... probably not.
So why should we go?
Because it's rated R. It's not stuff from Saturday Night Live. I make fun of myself ... and being Jewish ... and Scientology ... and my sex life ... and my dating life ...
What do you like to do in Vegas when you are not on stage?
I like to go to the pool at the Mandalay Bay. They have that cool wave machine.
Do you wear a Speedo?
No. But they have do have a nude pool at Mandalay Bay. I actually wore a Speedo there once and everyone was looking at me and not the nude girls. I felt bad for them.
How does Jared feel about your new Subway commercials?
I don't know. I hope he is okay.
Do you know him?
I hear he is a very nice guy.
That's probably what they tell him about you, too.