Thursday, June 22
Casa Fuente: The popular bar and cigar lounge, and the world's only licensed Arturo Fuente store, is En Fuego every Thursday from 8 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. with $5 specialty cocktails, fine smokes and live DJ music. Tonight is hosted by the ladies of Fantasy, themselves muy en fuego.
Double Down Saloon: The infamous New Orleans Ninth Ward carousers, Morning 40 Federation, bring a bit of their Mardi Gras debauchery to Vegas for a free, 21+ show at 10 p.m.
OPM: PrivatePhone, Red Carpet VIP and KLUC 98.5 FM host, with Warren Peace and Mr. Bob on the decks. Sign up with PrivatePhone, a free number that goes directly to voicemail, and get free entry into the club's VIP Orchid Room.
Voodoo Lounge: Come down and get photographed at the second Weekly cover model search as we scour the city for the hottest men and women. The Weekly's own DJ John Vegas will be grooving, with DJ Joey Mazzola spinning house and L1 and Kriscut providing the hip-hop.
Friday, June 23
Body English: Seven Jeans presents a Seven For All Mankind fashion show by LA Models and will be giving away over $5,000 in denim.
Celebrity Ballroom: The third annual Modern Drunkard Magazine Convention gathers today through Sunday for the best three days they'll never remember. The itinerary includes bands, burlesque, stand-up, Elvis impersonators, drinking contests, soused seminars, and of course, plenty of drinking.
Empire Ballroom: KISS Army kicks off the night at Empire Rocks, then Late Night Empire has DJs Aaron Ross and Keith Evan on the Patio and an extended set by Faarsheed in the Ballroom, along with Joshua Adam.
The Flamingo: The bad boys of Rock 'n' Roll Wine present WineOasis II at the pool, 7:30-11 p.m., featuring the reggae music of Las Vegas' Bonafide.
Ice: "Localized" with DJs Scott Stubbs, Robert O., Joey Mazzola, Adam Ward and Chris Garcia.
Krave: In addition to serving up the goth-industrial darkness that is Sanctuary in the Lounge, there will be a signing for poet Spizzarri's new book, Zero and the Liquid Vein Memory, and a Superman Returns party in the nightclub, with giveaways including movie passes and free entry for those dressed as superheroes. Holy stuffed tights, Batman!
OPM: Famed Fatman Scoop returns, with resident DJs Andy Gil, Chris DeJesus, MasterWeb and Franzen.
Pure: MySpace.com party hosted by Tedskillet and the country's top 10 MySpace girls, with DJ AM spinning in the Main Room.
Tangerine: A summery fashion show featuring the swimwear of Calvin Klein, Michael Kors and Speedo. Hopefully, the only teeny thongs will be on the ladies.
Saturday, June 24
13 Martini Bar: Las Vegas Regional Swimsuit Pageant Finals at the Hooters Hotel and Casino, with Las Vegas Weekly Associate Editor Martin Stein as one of the judges. We hope he cleaned his glasses! 7 p.m., no cover.
The Beach: Da Kine reggae concert with the Wailing Souls, Bonafide and Pati.
Ice: Mixology Sessions II featuring Florida's George Acosta with resident Faarsheed and Mark Stylz in the hip-hop room.
Light: Four-year anniversary party hosted by the cast of HBO's Entourage and attended by a shopping list of A-list celebs.
Pure: If you missed the swimwear fashions at Tangerine (or just want to see them modeled again), now's your chance to see Calvin Klein, Michael Kors and Speedo.
MGM: Diego Restaurant's Vida Latin night now extends to Saturdays, beginning at 10:30 p.m.
Money Plays: DJ Presto One's Birthday Jamm III with mash-up co-creator D.J.P. and Q-Unique, D-Styles, Verbal Ase, Samson, Watson Funk, Deuce Ace and Havik. Hosted by Johnny Saké.
Sunday, June 25
Body English: Bring it old school with a traditional Sunday School. There will be 100 Sunday School outfits given out to the ladies, and girls in their Sunday school best drink free bubbly all night long. Boy, they're just in a giving sort of mood.
Light: SpyOnVegas.com launches its search (exhaustive, I'm sure) for the 100 hottest women in Las Vegas, with $20,000 up for grabs. Check out the hotties in person and then go online to vote.
Rainbow Bar & Grill: Rockstar Karaoke starts at 10 p.m. BYO earplugs.
Rehab: DJ Uberzone drops by the Hard Rock pool to take the official thong-count.
Monday, June 26
Foundation Room: The House of Om with DJ Colette and Keith Evan.
Jet: Industry Mondays welcomes DJ Ruckus, cousin to rock icon Lenny Kravitz.
Mist: Relive your rock 'n' roll fantasy with classic rock karaoke.
Tuesday, June 27
Pure: Party it up with Pure's dapper Greg "J" Jarmolowich as he celebrates his birthday and a Kenneth Cole fashion show hosted by Ali Landry.
Wednesday, June 28
Tabú: Guest DJ Richard "Humpty" Vission drops by for the mid-week industry soiree, IT, along with David Garcia and Jose 2 Hype.
Tangerine: Superman Returns movie release party with super-sexy DJ Sky Nellor.
Tao: Sutra Wednesdays is hosted by the cast of Headlights & Tailpipes, super-sexy in their own right.