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Milla Jovovich's steely glare behind those ultrahip shades warns the male cultural hegemony not to screw with a girl who's both a genetically engineered super-warrior and fashion-forward.

Milla Jovovich siezes the phallic symbol of patriarchal oppression and turns it against—you guessed it—The Man.

Perhaps under the influence of an old Andrea Dworkin text, Milla Jovovich fires back spurts of the male aggression women have endured for centuries.

When an action feminist like Milla Jovovich spreads her legs, it's to cave in the thorax of male domination!