GRAY MATTERS

News, observations, stray thoughts + medically supervised brain drainings about our city

3/20/2006 1:59 PM

Derby: What up Dog! Loving the Dog Parks here in Vegas. Thanks for keeping it real for me my peeps!

3/20/2006 5:41 AM

Sabrina: (posts a picture of woman in the shower washing her breasts.) Thank You.

3/19/2006 4:07 AM

Timmay: Is it true you were a lawyer for the mafia ... mob?

3/16/2006 2:11 PM

The Church O' Beer: Thanks for gettin' drunk with the Lord @ The Church O' Beer!! (posts an image of a glass of beer) Beer drinkers get more head.

3/13/2006 10:11 AM

Mayor Goodman, I was thinking that you and I should plan a party. I think that together we can rule this city. ... am the help that you have been waiting for. I know how you can touch millions of people ...

3/11/2006 10:01 AM

Nicole: You know you've made it in Vegas when Oscar Goodman wants to be your friend! Now I've got a friend when I get in trouble cause there's a lot of trouble to get into here! You ROCK Oscar, LOVED you in Casino!



Vegas Marketing Gone Gross
On a recent Law & Order: SVU pre-crime teaser, a hooker approaches a potential john in a parked car.

She: "What's your name, baby?"

He: "Uh, Lawrence."

She: "I'm Vegas."

He: "I've never done this before."

She: "Don't worry, Sugar. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Like we said. ... Gross.



Bette's Understandable Concerns about Vegas Excerpt from Time:

Question: Do you like Vegas?

Bette Milder: I'm of two minds about Vegas. I think Vegas is strange, and I don't know where their water comes from. But as a town and a place for an entertainer, there's no comparison ...



In Answer To Bette, We've Discovered the Source of the Water. Mormons!

The Southern Nevada Water Authority made a $7.2 million deal to use the Mormon Church's water rights to pump water from a ranch in Southern Nevada.

The 20-year lease with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will let Las Vegas draw about 2,000 acre-feet per year from the Muddy River—enough to serve about 4,000 homes. The church got the water rights when it bought Warm Springs Ranch in 1978. The land is about 60 miles northeast of Las Vegas and was once owned by Howard Hughes.



Enough is Enough!

Warner Bros. says filming in Las Vegas is set to begin in July on Oceans 13, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle and Ellen Barkin.

Listen, it was fine the first few times, but this is starting to get the Freddy Krueger feel, Warner.

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