Perhaps it’s not so much that I’m terrified of relaxing as I’m terrified of coconut mud and pumice infusions. But then again, in honor of Revage Medical Spa’s recent grand opening of its Suzanne Somers-endorsed Menopause Clinics of America (including holistic tea bar!), this list of local offerings doesn’t so much calm as bewilder.
18 Carats
Shimmer and shine in this luxurious treatment laced with real gold. Our scrub and bath leave you radiant, and the finishing massage leaves you dazzling. 80 minutes. —Canyon Ranch SpaClub at the Venetian
Caviar Fusion Facial
This amazing treatment revitalizes, hydrates and firms the skin through a synergistic blend of rich botanicals. Vegetable extracts, crushed pearls, and marine caviar are layered together for deep penetration, resulting in a firmer, youthful glow. —Spa Bellagio
Chocolate Champagne Anti-aging Facial
This indulgent facial uses the timeless anti-aging benefits of chocolate and champagne. This facial includes a natural enzyme and vitamin C exfoliation with healing vanilla water. This delicious treatment leaves your skin luxuriously hydrated. —Nurture at Luxor
Cocktail Body Scrub
Peach Daiquiri, Pina Colada or Cosmopolitan gets your skin ready for cocktail hour or any hour. —The Tropicana Spa
$2,000 Facial Experience
The $2,000 Facial Experience features the spa’s ultrapremium, nearly two-hour Vita (Life) Facial, incorporating a self-heated mud treatment for the spine and followed by a 25-minute reflexology session, complete salon haircut and style and professional makeup application. A luxurious monogrammed spa robe and Lady Lanell Swarovski spa sandals (400 Swarovski crystals are on every pair) are added gifts, as is a bottle of Cristal champagne and fresh, chocolate-covered strawberries to enjoy at home or on the way there. Speaking of “on the way”... round-trip limo transportation between a local address or hotel and The Ritz-Carlton, Lake Las Vegas is also provided. —The Ritz-Carlton Spa
Couple’s Lunaception
Enter your private spa suite with your companion for this special fertility-heightening experience. Relax side by side, synchronizing your breath during your massage with Willendorf, Goddess of Fertility idols. Freshly prepared teas and carefully selected essential oils melt away everyday stress, unlocking nature’s reproductive potential. Note: Available only during specific lunar phases. Check with spa representative for available dates. —Caesars Qua Baths and Spa