1. “We gotta get out there and find my bitches!”
2. “You know a lot of these bitches need an antibiotic, Amoxicillin, Penicillin; something with a ‘cillin’ in it.”
3. “I’m 1 year old, bitch, but I know not to take this note home. This is an ass-whuppin’ you’re pinning on my shirt.”
4. “I hit about five dudes, knocked about three bitches down. You know I don’t play.”
5. “All want from Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
6. “You just got you a six-piece wing with a green bean and a yam, bitch.”
7. “Fat bitches need love too!”
A. Mike Epps: Inappropriate Behavior, 2006
B. Friday After Next, 2002
C. Next Friday, 2000
D. How High, 2001
E. T.I.’s “The Breakup.” King, 2006
F. All About the Benjamins, 2002
G. Ice Cube’s “Steal the Show.” Laugh Now, Cry Later, 2006
With Lavell Crawford. April 18, 10:30 p.m., $53-$78. The Pearl, 942-7777.
Answers: 1) D 2) G 3) A 4) F 5) B 6) E 7) C