Chancellor Rogers: Nevada tuition “just outrageously low.” And with your players’ club rewards card, it gets even lower!
Citing high hotel costs, CES ponders leaving Las Vegas. Fine, but can you just send us $100 million this time every year?
North Las Vegas mandates pet sterilization. Mayor Goodman, eyeing Jon Ralston, scratches chin thoughtfully.
LV residents have mixed response to killing of suburb-invading mountain lion. In its last act, lion taunts NLV poodle: “At least I still have my genitals!”
Reid says there are no moderate Republicans in Congress. But adds defiantly, “At least I still have my—oh, right, the war-funding bill. Never mind.”
Health District: “Influenza has arrived in the Valley.” Immediately begins complaining about taxes, traffic and school bonds.
Students, faculty to bear brunt of higher-ed budget cuts. Get pep talk from pets of North Las Vegas: “Look, it could be worse.”