10. Judge Whopper, 2008’s What Happens in Vegas
9. Host/performer (“Her Majesty”), 1988’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Christmas
8. Himself, “Whipping Post” episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast
7. Host, NBC’s Amne$ia (ran February 22-April 11, 2008)
6. Private eye Rafe Guttman, Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
5-3. M&Ms, 10-10-220, NetZero pitchman
2. Figurehead, the “Dennis Miller conservative” political affiliation
1. That whole Monday Night Football … thing
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