Las Vegas Weekly Staff
Story Archive
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A&E
How we spent Patriot Day (September 11)
Thursday, Sept. 17, 2009 Go-go dancing, hording in a home office and Disneyland? We're so American...
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Score free tickets to Kid Rock!
Wednesday, Sept. 16, 2009 Wanna rock out with the Kid? We'll get you in for free!
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A&E
Suggestion Box: Cash up front
Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009 It seems every jackass with a checkbook is using Las Vegas as their personal piggy bank.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009 - Las Vegas Police hold planning seminar for neighborhoods facing rising crime due to foreclosures.
- Criminals hoping for empty homes were very appreciative of the heads-up.
- Harry Reid spokesman says the senator wasn’t being serious when he told the Review-Journal, “I hope you go out of business.”
- Just like when he told his constituency, “I hope we reform health care in a meaningful way.”
- Mayor Oscar Goodman renews wedding vows.
- Hey, the guy’s happily married—plus, he discovered that term limits apply to his marriage, too.
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Win a Find Your Fame getaway!
Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2009 Enter to win a free night at Paris Las Vegas, tickets to a red carpet screening of the Fame remake and access to a VIP afterparty where you can mingle alongside the singing and dancing stars.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Sept. 3, 2009 - Police seize two handguns and two bulletproof vests from Floyd Mayweather’s home following shooting allegations.
- Hey, sometimes paintball games just get out of hand.
- Rapper Too Short arrested in Vegas on DUI and possession of marijuana.
- Driving drunk with weed? Maybe this guy needs to change his name to 2 Stupid 2 Live.
- Nebraska philanthropist claims he had “immunity” from criminal charges over $15 million in gambling debts at two casinos.
- Because philanthropic work sometimes requires you to gamble with money you don’t have.
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As We See It
Tiny Little Rant: Real estate shenanigans
Thursday, Sept. 3, 2009 It was hardly a surprise to us to learn that real estate agent Brooke Boemio is in a bit of hot water over boasting how she’s able to short-sell properties by getting owners to stop making their payments.
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Reports: DJ AM found dead in New York
Friday, Aug. 28, 2009 DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, was reportedly found dead today in New York. He was booked to perform at Rain tonight.
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Oops!... We did it again: Win FREE tickets to see Britney!
Friday, Aug. 28, 2009 Britney Spears is the ringmaster of a $50 million spectacle that's no ordinary concert. Win your way in with the Weekly.
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A&E
Cash for other clunkers
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009 The auto program is over. But there are still plenty of things that don’t work around here.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009 - Lawsuit alleges builders used defective Chinese drywall in some Las Vegas neighborhoods.
- Thank goodness no one owns a house in Las Vegas anymore.
- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid trails GOP challenger by 11 points in recent poll.
- Reid already working up a strategy to deal with this problem in a completely ineffectual way.
- Chinese tout the quality of their products at Las Vegas trade show.
- Well, the quality of everything except drywall, we’re guessing.
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Politics
Same/difference
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009 Sen. John Ensign insists he’s different from Bill Clinton. Let’s examine that more closely.
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A&E
Suggestion Box: A thought for the new school year
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009 Teachers, administrators and, hell, even federal education bureaucrats—you take the achievement tests used to judge schools.
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11 party hosts stranger than Jon Gosselin
Monday, Aug. 24, 2009 When we heard Jon & Kate Plus 8’s Jon Gosselin would be hosting at Wet Republic this Saturday, it got us thinking: Who would be an even weirder party host than the Audigier-clad dad?
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Win tickets to Dream Theater at The Joint!
Friday, Aug. 21, 2009 Metal fans, give thanks. It's time to win some tickets.
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A&E
Weekly updates
Thursday, Aug. 20, 2009 Catching up on some recent stories, such as Al the Bounty Hunter and the shooting of an ice-cream truck driver.
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Features
Things we learned in school (that really mattered)
Thursday, Aug. 20, 2009 Ketchup showers, math sheet cheaters, school day drinkers and other school years memories that left their mark.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Aug. 20, 2009 - Floyd Mayweather says mixed martial arts “is for animals and beer drinkers.”
- He went on to say that boxing “is for people who have been on desert islands and have never heard of mixed martial arts.”
- Floyd Mayweather to host WWE Raw in Las Vegas next week.
- We don’t know about the rest of you, but we’re really starting to trust this Mayweather guy’s judgment.
- Kiss planning to bring Cirque du Soleil-style show to Las Vegas.
- O was taken, so the show will be called OLD.
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Win your way into Depeche Mode at the Pearl
Saturday, Aug. 15, 2009 Win free tickets to the legendary band from Las Vegas Weekly!
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Nevada
Teachable moment
Thursday, Aug. 13, 2009 Yeah, the poll was commissioned by Republicans, and there are plenty of reasons why things can and will change by Election Day. But this week’s survey that shows state GOP boss Sue Lowden beating Sen. Harry Reid.
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As We See It
Suggestion Box: Shut the hell up!
Thursday, Aug. 13, 2009 As the health-care debate tenderly makes its way to Nevada and Las Vegas, please, please, please heed these carefully chosen words: Shut the hell up!
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Aug. 13, 2009 - Michael Jackson’s Neverland may be dismantled and moved to Las Vegas as a tourist attraction.
- Yeah, this is a ridiculous idea, but be honest—you’re really looking forward to seeing the “sleepover room,” aren’t you?
- New ads encourage California businesses to relocate to Las Vegas.
- It’s all part of the “It’s slightly less crappy here” campaign.
- Chanel sues Las Vegas-based company for allegedly selling counterfeit goods.
- Has anyone from Chanel been to New York-New York? Venetian? Paris? Everything’s counterfeit here!
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Your life would suck without Kelly Clarkson tickets!
Monday, Aug. 10, 2009 Before you can buy them, win tickets to see the American Idol-winner-turned-actual American idol at The Joint.
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Foreclosures
Tiny Little Rant: Homeowners without balls
Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009 When homeowners who can actually afford their mortgages decide to either buy a cheaper house and then walk away from their present one or—gasp!—just walk away, we have to cry a mad-as-hell foul.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009 - Some Las Vegas ATMs allegedly debiting people’s accounts but not handing out cash.
- Residents were slow to report the problem because they’re used to putting their money in machines and getting nothing back.
- Las Vegas Sands seeks to raise $400 million to ease cash crunch.
- The first part of the plan is the trickiest—finding 400 million homes to sell.
- Michael Jackson’s doctor renting a storage facility in Las Vegas.
- It might never have been found, but the doctor rented from “U-Store-Incriminating-Evidence.”
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Underworld ticket giveaway!
Tuesday, Aug. 4, 2009 It’s been about a decade since dance music duo Underworld made a stop to perform in Las Vegas, and now that they're back you definitely don’t want to miss their Thursday night show at The Joint.
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Win tickets to No Doubt at The Joint!
Monday, Aug. 3, 2009 It's just our way of saying, "Yea, we know you really want to see Gwen Stefani's six-pack."
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Culture
History Repeating
Thursday, July 30, 2009 Summer of ’69 is really about the recession of ’09 and the need to keep visitors coming to FSE. Still, it tickles even our jaded fancies to see Vegas cherry-picking the pleasant aspects of a clamorous year.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, July 30, 2009 - North Las Vegas police officer arrested on credit-card fraud charges also had expired driver’s license and was using a stolen license plate.
- Note to future criminals: If you’re fraudulently using a credit card, at LEAST use it to renew your driver’s license and get some new plates!
- Las Vegas housing supply hits three-year low.
- It’s not that more homes are selling—they’re just being given away free when you super-size.
- Local governments spent $3.2 million of public money lobbying the Nevada Legislature this year.
- Yep, we can’t give our kids a decent education, but at least our lobbyists are safe.
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Tourism
Tiny Little Rant: So much for "anything goes"
Thursday, July 30, 2009 So much for Las Vegas’ reputation as the city where anything goes. Apparently we’re now being marketed as the Bargain Capital of the World.
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Music
Please, call it a comeback
Thursday, July 30, 2009 From Talking Heads to Soundgarden to ABBA, we ask a couple of bands to get back in gear.
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Temporary liquor license for Prive a possibility
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 If granted, a temporary liquor license would carry business at the now closed club through August 4, when a final decision will come down on Privé’s appeal of their permanent liquor license denial.
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Spread the love with Ashton
Friday, July 24, 2009 Win tickets to the Vegas premiere of Ashton Kutcher's latest film about a man who sleeps his way to a life of privilege in L.A.
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Music
Our musical embarrassments
Thursday, July 23, 2009 With Limp Bizkit recently in town, we look back on the music we’re sorta ashamed to admit we once loved.
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OJ Simpson
Give us the Juice
Thursday, July 23, 2009 If O.J. Simpson is released from prison, we have a few ideas of things Las Vegas can do with him if he comes here.
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As We See It
The Help Desk
Thursday, July 23, 2009 - Las Vegas personal injury lawyer sentenced to five years in prison on tax evasion charges.
- Odds are he’ll know much more about personal injury by then.
- Unemployment rate in Las Vegas rises to 12.3 percent.
- No wonder Jim Gibbons is hiding out in Iraq.
- MGM official describes Las Vegas economy as “bouncing along a bottom.”
- Making it the first time a sentence with the words “bouncing” and “bottom” has NOT turned us on.
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Hepatitis
Tiny Little Rant: Expected, but still infuriating
Thursday, July 23, 2009 Three of the clinics that allegedly infected some patients with hepatitis C filed for bankruptcy this week, a move that instantly puts on hold any lawsuits.
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Marilyn Manson in Vegas: Win 'em before you can buy 'em!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009 Win tickets to see the androgynous prince of shock rock from the Weekly.
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Help Desk
The Help Desk
Thursday, July 16, 2009 - John Ensign’s parents paid $96,000 to his mistress and her family.
- You know, it’s like that old saying: The family that prays together pays together.
- Las Vegas Hilton celebrates 40th anniversary.
- Word has it their guest had a real good time.
- Las Vegas man wins court battle over “HOE” license plate, saying it was short for “Chevy Tahoe.”
- Paving the way for us to finally get that “DILL DO” license plate for our Cadillac Eldorado.
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The Fray for free: Enter to win!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 Win tickets to see piano pop rockers the Fray play Friday at the Pearl.
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Entertainment
The Weekly list: Reincarnations we’d like to see
Thursday, July 9, 2009 From Lindsay Lohan to Jon and Kate Gosselin, we get Hindu on the ass of celebs and local figures in need of a second life. Gosselins, welcome to your next life as the Las Vegas monorail!
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As We See It
Suggestion box: Save victimless crimes for later
Thursday, July 9, 2009 You know it’s either election time or that some politician is looking to distract the public from their latest indiscretion when a strip club gets busted for prostitution.
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Help Desk
The Help Desk
Thursday, July 9, 2009 - Report: Some of those who bought early in CityCenter are demanding price reductions or deposits back.
- Right, because the Strip’s high-rise condo market is COMPLETELY different from the Valley’s housing market.
- Member of magician Steve Wyrick’s stunt crew injured in fire during Fourth of July “Death Drop” trick.
- Wyrick said to already be working on new trick to make career completely disappear.
- Las Vegas Metro holds first “First Tuesday” public forum.
- The event also made for an excellent DUI checkpoint.
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Win your way into Duran Duran at the Pearl!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009 Hungry for tickets to Duran Duran on July 10? Don't worry your nostalgia-filled head.
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medical malpractice
Amen Corner: Illegal medical operations offer valuable services
Thursday, July 2, 2009 Two helpful businesses here in Vegas—at least up until last week—were helping to pick up the slack, apparently offering medical procedures on the side and leaving the medical waste in a Dumpster out back.
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Entertainment
The recently departed and their connections to Las Vegas—and each other
Thursday, July 2, 2009 Michael Jackson briefly lived in Las Vegas, shopped often on the Strip, subject of various rumors about headlining, led media on valleywide chase while facing molestation charges...Let's look at who else died last week.
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Baseball
Ask Dead Elvis: What's the story of Vegas minor league baseball?
Thursday, July 2, 2009 I’m just getting into the 51’s. What’s the story with minor-league baseball here?
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Help Desk
The Help Desk
Thursday, July 2, 2009 - Sales-tax rate in Clark County and Las Vegas rises to 8.1 percent as of July 1
- Hey, what do we care? We’re not buying anything anyway.
- Second golf course to close at Lake Las Vegas.
- Area golfers flew their funny-looking pants at half mast.
- Gov. Jim Gibbons demands to know what can be done about high gas prices.
- Great idea! In fact, may we suggest a fact-finding trip to Saudi Arabia? And please—take your time.





























