Sure, I’m a little bit late on this one (I don’t live in London, apologies), but this mock ad featuring the model is just too good not to share.

Rumored to be the product of an old Agent Provocateur bridal campaign and some brand new text overlay, the image made the rounds first in London and then everywhere else just as some other Kate was preparing to walk down the aisle. (Unfortunately, it’s too racy for our website’s strict no-nipple policy—if you want to see the real NSFW deal, click here.) The whole meme blew up online, natch, and spawned a Middleton vs. Moss controversy that both were likely too busy and stylish to notice. Not that the fashion icon failed to register the appearance of another Kate altogether. According to PopEater, Moss watched the royal wedding in the English countryside with “loads of friends and kids who were all crying.” With joy, I hope. Maybe there is room for two Kates in London.